My Sexual Life

  (FIGURE ALL TIMING OUT WITH CD)

  RHYTHM GUITAR NOT REQUIRED

  INTRO RIFF

  Art (GUITAR)
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  Craig (BASS)
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  INTRO RIFF TWO MEASURES,
  THEN JOIN IN WITH BASS AND VOCALS

  People you know try to tell you things
  Bad things that you don't want to hear about
  Tell you tomorrow what you did today
  Just remember it's a small town

  (DRUMS, RHYTHM GUITAR JOIN IN)

  D                 A
  It's a real small town

          {D
          {She gets tired of all the stupid boys
  VERSE   {A
  PATTERN {She can't wait until they're done
  FOR RG  {D
  (V.P.)  {She wants a man who can take his time
          {A
          {She wants someone who can make her come

  D                     A
  Yeah, can you make me come


  V.P.

  You always say you want a simple life
  You and me both know that you are a liar
  You always say you want a simple life
  Hearing you talk just makes me tired

  CHORUS
  BASS PLAYS ROOT NOTE OF CHORD

  G           A                          D
  Swim in the heavy water, buried in the sand
  D     B
  Happy hearts fall from my shaky hands
  G       F#      E      D
  I can't hide my sexual life

  BACK TO INTRO RIFF x1 NO RG OR CYMBALS

  INTRO RIFF WITH RG (VERSE PATTERN FOR RG)

  He always says he wants to find a special one
  But you watch his head go spinning round
  He really wants anyone who'll give it up
  He seems to forget he's in a small town

  You always say you never fuck around
  You say this town is just plain full of liars
  You always say you never fuck around
  Hey, hearing you talk just makes me tired

  CHORUS

  CHORUS 2: (AGAIN, GET TIMING FROM CD)
  D    G           A               D
  No no no no no no no no no no no
  D     B        G
  No no no no no
  G       F#      E      D
  I can't hide my sexual life

  CHORUS 3
  (CHORUS, EXCEPT "SHAKY" = "STUPID")
  D
  My sexual life

  D5 WITH OUTRO SOLO FOR REST
  My sexual life

  My sexual life

  My sexual life (FADE OUT)

  OUTRO SOLO:
  (YET AGAIN, LISTEN TO CD FOR TIMING)

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